While you were sleeping

You have just finished a weird and bizarre escapade, and you are bone tired. You pour yourself into bed (or into a dark corner of the room or hallway) and fall deeply asleep. What do you find when you wake up? For more, look here.

Roll d10

1. Someone drew a mustache on your face.
2. Something stole all your clothes.
3. You wake up outdoors, curled around a cute elf of your sexual preference.
4. A short greenish-tinted man is sitting near you with an expectant look on his face.
5. A young girl runs into the room, yelling, "Help! Save me!"
6. You've been abducted by aliens/slavers.
7. A large gift-wrapped box is in the middle of the room.
8. You find yourself in a sumptuously appointed apartment, seemingly from another area and culture. You are waited on hand and foot by beautiful mechanical servants. 
9. An ugly, mean-looking dog is watching you. He growls when you try to move.
10. A happy puppy is licking your face.